Things I’ve Learnt Today… and it’s only 11.06 am

  • Don’t have a meeting with your boss first thing when you’ve only had 3 hours sleep. You’ll agree to anything… Hello working full time for an indefinite amount of time.
  • Get more than 3 hours sleep. Slurring your words this early in the morning makes people look at you weird. If I wasn’t me, and I heard me talking, I’d swear that person was still drunk from the night before.
  • Painting clear nail polish over a ripped nail does wonders.
  • Trying to scan your metcard as if it were a myki does not work (the two are not interchangeable.
  • Just because it’s so cold in the morning that you had to pour a bucket of water on your windshield just to get the ice off it doesn’t mean it won’t turn into a beautiful day.
  • Depending on who you are, it’s ok to take extended sick leave/carers leave even though everyone knows that it’s not real but can’t prove it because your “doctor” friend signs off on it for you.
  • Business’ attitudes change once they hear you want to book in with a voucher you purchased on scoopon/dealme/cudo etc.
  • It’s difficult for some people to know what the flush button on a toilet is for.
  • Combining lots of different coloured foundations can eventually lead to the ‘right’ colour for your skin. Score!
  • I don’t even need to do my hair. The ponytail/scruffy thing I do before I get in the shower to not get my hair wet looks fine.

What have you learnt today?

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I'm Valentina. And I'm pretty awesome!
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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learnt Today… and it’s only 11.06 am

  1. Ingrid says:

    Oh my goodness! Wishing you a great day from here and maybe a coffee will help with the tiredness? xx

    • xxxMissVxxx says:

      Thanks Ingy!! I don’t really have caffine so I’m trying to hold out. Hopefully I’ll make it through work and the gym and be so tired that I’ll have the deepest, bestest sleep ever!!

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